{"id":2569,"date":"2011-05-29T19:39:00","date_gmt":"2011-05-29T23:39:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=2569"},"modified":"2011-05-29T19:39:00","modified_gmt":"2011-05-29T23:39:00","slug":"oh-he-knows-what-he-did","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=2569","title":{"rendered":"Oh, he knows what he did."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/s1223.photobucket.com\/albums\/dd515\/emisanboo\/?action=view&amp;current=Bieber-chin.jpg\" target=\"blank\" title=\"I probably had it coming.\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i1223.photobucket.com\/albums\/dd515\/emisanboo\/Bieber-chin.jpg\" hspace=\"5\" vspace=\"5\" align=\"right\" height=\"250\"><\/a><br \/>\n<i><b>Em:<\/b>  What are you doing this weekend?<\/i><br \/>\n<b>Me: <\/b> Oh, working in the garden some.  I&#8217;ve really enjoyed it.  How about you?<br \/>\n<i><b>Em:<\/b>  I&#8217;m going to a Justin Bieber concert.<\/i><br \/>\n<b>Me:<\/b>  Oh really?<br \/>\n<i><b>Em:<\/b>  And I&#8217;m going to punch Justin Bieber in the mouth!<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Cue maniacal laughter.<\/p>\n<p>Evil League of Evil, we&#8217;re awaiting your invitation.<br \/>\n<br clear=all><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Em: What are you doing this weekend? Me: Oh, working in the garden some. I&#8217;ve really enjoyed it. How about you? Em: I&#8217;m going to a Justin Bieber concert. Me: Oh really? Em: And I&#8217;m going to punch Justin Bieber in the mouth! Cue maniacal laughter. Evil League of Evil, we&#8217;re awaiting your invitation.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[87],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2569"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2569"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2569\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2569"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2569"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2569"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}