{"id":2568,"date":"2011-05-28T23:25:00","date_gmt":"2011-05-29T03:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=2568"},"modified":"2011-06-30T20:04:57","modified_gmt":"2011-07-01T00:04:57","slug":"accident-free","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=2568","title":{"rendered":"Accident free!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/93468786@N00\/5769676035\/\" title=\"accident free by emisanboo, on Flickr\" title=\"accident free by emisanboo, on Flickr\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3046\/5769676035_3e3e19bc86_b.jpg\" height=\"400\" alt=\"accident free\" hspace=\"5\" vspace=\"5\" align=\"right\"><\/a><br \/>\nPhysically, it&#8217;s been a crap couple of weeks.<\/p>\n<p>There was the poison ivy which I wrote about a few days ago.  It still itches like crazy and now it&#8217;s spread to my left hip and is in a few tiny spots on my left arm.  I used weedkiller to rain down fiery death upon the poison ivy in the yard, but there&#8217;s still more that I didn&#8217;t notice during the first go-round.  As a rule, I avoid herbicides and pesticides, but when the plants strike the first blow then the rule turns to &#8220;show no mercy!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve also developed some tendonitis in my right elbow.  I suspect it&#8217;s a side effect of a drug I was taking for yet another temporary problem, now resolved.<\/p>\n<p>Then a couple of days ago I was walking across a darkened room at work and slipped and fell on my butt.  I tried to catch myself with my hand but just succeeded in screwing up my thumb.  I wound up going to the doc on the company dime.  Thankfully, it&#8217;s just really bruised.  I&#8217;m wrapped up in an ace bandage and I still can&#8217;t touch my thumb to my pinky.  The doctor says I should avoid lifting things heavier than 10 pounds for the next week.<\/p>\n<p>Obviously, this is putting a major crimp in my Jayne hat knitting.<\/p>\n<p>Fortunately, it&#8217;ll all be good in time for <a href=\"https:\/\/netforum.avectra.com\/eweb\/DynamicPage.aspx?Site=TNNA&amp;WebCode=Summer\" target=\"blank\">TNNA in Columbus in June<\/a>.  As injuries go, it&#8217;s not that bad.  It&#8217;s just that it feels like one damn thing after another.<\/p>\n<p>The sign at right, by the way, is tucked away in a corner of the warehouse at work, a relic of the days when the building was a woodworking shop.  I feel like I&#8217;ve let the sign down somehow.<\/p>\n<p>Oh well.  I&#8217;ll try very hard not to accidentally injure myself any further.  I don&#8217;t need any more drips in the Chinese water torture that is my life.<br \/>\n<br clear=\"all\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Physically, it&#8217;s been a crap couple of weeks. There was the poison ivy which I wrote about a few days ago. It still itches like crazy and now it&#8217;s spread to my left hip and is in a few tiny spots on my left arm. I used weedkiller to rain down fiery death upon the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[28,1],"tags":[90],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2568"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2568"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2568\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2582,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2568\/revisions\/2582"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2568"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2568"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2568"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}