{"id":2551,"date":"2011-03-20T15:45:00","date_gmt":"2011-03-20T19:45:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=2551"},"modified":"2011-03-20T15:45:00","modified_gmt":"2011-03-20T19:45:00","slug":"rehearsal-dinner","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=2551","title":{"rendered":"Rehearsal dinner?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was going down the escalator at Belk&#8217;s today and somehow got in the middle of a bunch of shopping bridesmaids.  One young woman was in front of me, and the rest were behind.  One of the ones behind me said, &#8220;so, uh, a dress&#8230; fortherehearsaldinner.  You got one?&#8221;  The woman in front of me turned around and said, &#8220;What?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><b>Behind:<\/b>  Rehearsal dinner?<br \/>\n<i><b>Ahead: <\/b> &#8230;What?<\/i><br \/>\n<b>Behind:<\/b>  Rehearsal dinner?<br \/>\n<i><b>Ahead: <\/b> &#8230;Huh?<\/i><br \/>\n<b>Behind: <\/b> Rehearsal dinner?<br \/>\n<i><b>Ahead: <\/b> &#8230;What?<\/i><br \/>\n<b>Behind:<\/b>  Rehearsal dinner?<br \/>\n<i><b>Ahead: <\/b> &#8230;What?<\/i><br \/>\n<b>Me: <\/b> Do you have a rehearsal dinner <i>dress<\/i>?<br \/>\n<i><b>Ahead:<\/b>  Oh!  No, not yet.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>At which point we all got off the escalator and they were all giggling at the turn of events.  Fine, I&#8217;m crazy lady, but I just couldn&#8217;t take it anymore.  Seriously, it was like being surrounded by parrots.  Besides, the definition of crazy is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.<\/p>\n<p>Well, at least they have something to talk about now.  &#8220;Crazy lady.&#8221;  <i>&#8220;&#8230;what?&#8221;<\/i><br \/>\n<br clear=all><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was going down the escalator at Belk&#8217;s today and somehow got in the middle of a bunch of shopping bridesmaids. One young woman was in front of me, and the rest were behind. One of the ones behind me said, &#8220;so, uh, a dress&#8230; fortherehearsaldinner. You got one?&#8221; The woman in front of me [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2551"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2551"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2551\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2551"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2551"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2551"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}