{"id":2505,"date":"2010-08-06T19:03:00","date_gmt":"2010-08-06T23:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=2505"},"modified":"2010-08-06T19:03:00","modified_gmt":"2010-08-06T23:03:00","slug":"hey-baby-im-the-telephone-man","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=2505","title":{"rendered":"Hey, baby, I&#8217;m the telephone man."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/93468786@N00\/3978019342\/\" title=\"1944 Bell Telephone by emisanboo, on Flickr\" target=\"blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3448\/3978019342_e9e04dda5a.jpg\" width=\"355\" height=\"500\" alt=\"1944 Bell Telephone\" hspace=\"5\" vspace=\"5\" align=\"right\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>We just got back from a vacation at the beach.  I&#8217;d promise to blog about it, but we all know how woefully behind I am on all the various things I need to blog about, so&#8230; maybe I will, maybe I won&#8217;t.<\/p>\n<p>At any rate!  I am posting because when we picked up our phone to make a call, there was no dial tone.  Furthermore, calls made to our number are apparently going to some guy with a strong Indian accent.  He lives in our home town but has a telephone number which is nowhere near our own.  Thankfully, we&#8217;re not exactly Grand Central Station receiving calls, and he is being very gracious and accepting this weird turn of events with good humor.<\/p>\n<p>AT&#038;T says they should have it fixed by this coming Thursday, six days from now.<\/p>\n<p>Long story short:  we have no home phone.  If you need me, call my cell.  If you don&#8217;t have my cell number, let me know.  And if you get Nice Indian Guy, tell him I said hi.<br \/>\n<br clear=all><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We just got back from a vacation at the beach. I&#8217;d promise to blog about it, but we all know how woefully behind I am on all the various things I need to blog about, so&#8230; maybe I will, maybe I won&#8217;t. At any rate! I am posting because when we picked up our phone [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[80],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2505"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2505"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2505\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2505"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2505"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2505"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}