{"id":2469,"date":"2010-05-25T14:54:00","date_gmt":"2010-05-25T18:54:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=2469"},"modified":"2010-05-25T14:54:00","modified_gmt":"2010-05-25T18:54:00","slug":"this-is-not-what-they-mean-by-light-cream-cheese","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=2469","title":{"rendered":"This is not what they mean by &#8220;light&#8221; cream cheese."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/93468786@N00\/4639800112\/\" title=\"cream cheese by emisanboo, on Flickr\" target=\"blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm5.static.flickr.com\/4062\/4639800112_7e417559bb.jpg\" height=\"350\" alt=\"cream cheese\" hspace=\"5\" vspace=\"5\" align=\"right\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Dear <a href=\"http:\/\/www.harristeeter.com\/\" target=\"blank\">Harris Teeter,<\/a><\/p>\n<p>I am by nature a very &#8220;glass half full&#8221; person.<\/p>\n<p>However, that does not mean I am okay with discovering that my tub o&#8217; Harris Teeter brand cream cheese is half full.  Of air.  On the bottom.<\/p>\n<p>Sincerely,<\/p>\n<p>Tvini<br \/>\n<br clear=all><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Harris Teeter, I am by nature a very &#8220;glass half full&#8221; person. However, that does not mean I am okay with discovering that my tub o&#8217; Harris Teeter brand cream cheese is half full. Of air. On the bottom. Sincerely, Tvini<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2469"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2469"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2469\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2469"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2469"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2469"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}