{"id":2465,"date":"2010-05-17T08:47:00","date_gmt":"2010-05-17T12:47:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=2465"},"modified":"2010-05-17T08:47:00","modified_gmt":"2010-05-17T12:47:00","slug":"paper-or-plastic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=2465","title":{"rendered":"Paper or plastic?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/93468786@N00\/4615332442\/\" title=\"HT bag by emisanboo, on Flickr\" target=\"blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3358\/4615332442_5581c05501.jpg\" height=\"250\" alt=\"HT bag\" hspace=\"5\" vspace=\"5\" align=\"right\"\/><\/a><br \/>\nThis morning while doing my grocery shopping I picked up a bagel from Harris Teeter for breakfast.  Instead of the usual paper bags with the codes printed on them, they had plastic bags.  I pulled one off the roll and tried to open it.  I shook it, I rubbbed it between my palms, I  tried everything but it just wouldn&#8217;t open.  I went at it longer than I should have, assuming that since it was 7:30 in the morning I must not quite be up to speed yet.<\/p>\n<p>Then I examined the bag more closely.  It was a single piece of plastic.  There was no back to the bag, just the printed front.  I might as well have been trying to open a sheet of paper.<\/p>\n<p>Sayeth my husband: <i>&#8220;Ask them to see the video before they post it on youtube.&#8221;<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Heh.  I may have started my day trying to accomplish the impossible, but at least it was funny.<br \/>\n<br clear=all><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This morning while doing my grocery shopping I picked up a bagel from Harris Teeter for breakfast. Instead of the usual paper bags with the codes printed on them, they had plastic bags. I pulled one off the roll and tried to open it. I shook it, I rubbbed it between my palms, I tried [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[80],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2465"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2465"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2465\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2465"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2465"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2465"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}