{"id":2447,"date":"2010-04-16T08:41:00","date_gmt":"2010-04-16T12:41:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=2447"},"modified":"2010-04-16T08:41:00","modified_gmt":"2010-04-16T12:41:00","slug":"battle-on-em","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=2447","title":{"rendered":"Battle on, Em."},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Em<\/a>Em has always been a bit boisterous, in spite of any other issues she may have. It’s gotten a little more pronounced lately, which is good. As a toddler, her “Mother’s Morning Out” program teachers called her “Miss Priss” because she hated to get her hands dirty. (Thank you for making fun of my daughter’s sensory issues, by the way.) She still doesn’t like it, but now she’s more willing to suffer it a bit in order to have some fun before going in to wash up. Here, for example, she takes apart a woodpile as delicately as she can in order to see what kind of vermin are living among the rotting logs. Those were all stacked up neatly when she started.<\/p>\n

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\nShe also likes ridiculous, over the top physical humor. Here, for example, is a project she’s working on for school. The assignment is to explain force and motion as if you were writing a children’s book geared toward a 2nd grader. As you can see, there’s definitely some force and motion going on in that picture. And I only just noticed the lines around the eyes of the victim expressing just how astonished she is.<\/p>\n

Yesterday, through the magic of Netflix instant queue through the wii,<\/a> she caught part of the first episode of Xena, Warrior Princess.<\/a> She liked it and thought Xena was beautiful and cool. It was a slapsticky battle scene that really pulled her in. My girl’s first taste of geek pop culture. I’m so proud.<\/p>\n

Based on all the facts, I see two new options for her future: nerd or superhero. Both work for me. Either way, she’ll want to work on her war cry. Battle on, Em.
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