{"id":2423,"date":"2010-03-04T16:37:00","date_gmt":"2010-03-04T20:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=2423"},"modified":"2010-03-04T16:37:00","modified_gmt":"2010-03-04T20:37:00","slug":"bad-cat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=2423","title":{"rendered":"BAD CAT."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/93468786@N00\/4407394526\/\" target=\"blank\" title=\"Mmmm...  Math.\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2785\/4407394526_3af9ee5d92.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"342\" alt=\"homework cat\" hspace=\"5\" vspace=\"5\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nToday, while we were taking a break from homeworkpalooza, the cat jumped onto my daughter&#8217;s desk and began eating her papers.<br \/>\nI kid you not.  This actually happened.<br \/>\nWorst.  Cat.  Ever.<\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today, while we were taking a break from homeworkpalooza, the cat jumped onto my daughter&#8217;s desk and began eating her papers. I kid you not. This actually happened. Worst. Cat. Ever.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[50,87],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2423"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2423"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2423\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2423"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2423"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2423"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}