{"id":2397,"date":"2010-01-28T10:43:00","date_gmt":"2010-01-28T14:43:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=2397"},"modified":"2010-01-28T10:43:00","modified_gmt":"2010-01-28T14:43:00","slug":"not-quite-the-perfect-crime","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=2397","title":{"rendered":"Not quite the perfect crime&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.drugstore.com\/qxp27207_333181_sespider\/chapstick\/classic_lip_balm_spf_4_cherry.htm\" target=\"blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/a1468.g.akamai.net\/f\/1468\/580\/1d\/pics.Drugstore.com\/prodimg\/27207\/200.jpg\" hspace=\"5\" vspace=\"5\" align=\"right\"><\/a>Actual conversation after school yesterday.<\/p>\n<p><b>Em:<\/b>  Smell me.<br \/>\n<i><b>Me:<\/b>  Mmm.  Cotton candy?<\/i><br \/>\n<b>Em:<\/b>  Cherry.<br \/>\n<i><b>Me:<\/b>  Why do you smell like cherry?<\/i><br \/>\n<b>Em:<\/b>  I found some lip balm.<br \/>\n<i><b>Me: <\/b> Where?<\/i><br \/>\n<b>Em: <\/b> On the ground.<br \/>\n<i><b>Me: <\/b> Oh dear.  Did you put it on?<\/i><br \/>\n<b>Em:<\/b>  No, it was empty.  I threw it in the trash can when we went inside from recess.<br \/>\n<i><b>Me: <\/b> &#8230;but you still smell like cherry?<\/i><br \/>\n<b>Em:<\/b>  Yeah.<\/p>\n<p>Hmmm&#8230; Was I wrong to be suspicious?&#8230;<br \/>\n<br clear=all><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Actual conversation after school yesterday. Em: Smell me. Me: Mmm. Cotton candy? Em: Cherry. Me: Why do you smell like cherry? Em: I found some lip balm. Me: Where? Em: On the ground. Me: Oh dear. Did you put it on? Em: No, it was empty. I threw it in the trash can when we [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[87],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2397"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2397"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2397\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2397"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2397"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2397"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}