{"id":2382,"date":"2009-12-24T10:16:00","date_gmt":"2009-12-24T14:16:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=2382"},"modified":"2009-12-24T10:16:00","modified_gmt":"2009-12-24T14:16:00","slug":"really","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=2382","title":{"rendered":"Really?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Em is doing this hilarious thing this month.  We tell her something outrageous and she&#8217;s skeptical.  It goes a little something like this:<\/p>\n<p><i><b>Me:<\/b>  That&#8217;s because dogs can fly, but only at night.<\/i><br \/>\n<b>Her, skeptical:<\/b>  Really??<br \/>\n<i><b>Me:<\/b>  Yes.<\/i><br \/>\n<b>Her, higher and more incredulous:<\/b>  Really???<br \/>\n<i><b>Me:<\/b>  Yes.<\/i><br \/>\n<b>Her, lower and more &#8220;oh, please.&#8221;:<\/b>  Really&#8230;?<br \/>\n<i><b>Me:<\/b>  Heh.  No.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>It cracks me up.  I haven&#8217;t captured a really good one, but here&#8217;s a lesser example.  We&#8217;ve been telling Em that all her presents are pork chops.  <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tvini.org\/images\/Emily\/1209Really.AVI\" target=\"blank\">(link to AVI file)<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s hoping your holidays are filled with pork chops and wonder.<br \/>\n<br clear=all><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Em is doing this hilarious thing this month. We tell her something outrageous and she&#8217;s skeptical. It goes a little something like this: Me: That&#8217;s because dogs can fly, but only at night. Her, skeptical: Really?? Me: Yes. Her, higher and more incredulous: Really??? Me: Yes. Her, lower and more &#8220;oh, please.&#8221;: Really&#8230;? Me: Heh. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[87],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2382"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2382"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2382\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2382"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2382"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2382"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}