{"id":2381,"date":"2009-12-23T17:52:00","date_gmt":"2009-12-23T21:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=2381"},"modified":"2009-12-23T17:52:00","modified_gmt":"2009-12-23T21:52:00","slug":"bite-my-shiny-metal-ornament","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=2381","title":{"rendered":"Bite my shiny metal ornament."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center>Whose supercool dad gives supercool Christmas presents?<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/93468786@N00\/4209892862\/\" title=\"King Bender by emisanboo, on Flickr\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2610\/4209892862_c969ef68b7.jpg\" height=\"400\" alt=\"King Bender\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nYeah, that&#8217;s right baby.  Mine.<\/center><br \/>\n<br clear=all><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Whose supercool dad gives supercool Christmas presents? Yeah, that&#8217;s right baby. Mine.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[60,54],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2381"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2381"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2381\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2381"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2381"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2381"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}