{"id":2320,"date":"2009-09-22T19:39:00","date_gmt":"2009-09-22T23:39:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=2320"},"modified":"2009-09-22T19:39:00","modified_gmt":"2009-09-22T23:39:00","slug":"wait-did-i-not-post-today","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=2320","title":{"rendered":"Wait, did I not post today?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><a href=\"http:\/\/www.tvini.org\/images\/Squirrelizer\/SquirrelGWTW.jpg\" target=\"blank\" title=\"Frankly my dear, I don't give a squirrel.\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.tvini.org\/images\/Squirrelizer\/SquirrelGWTW.jpg\" hspace=\"5\" vspace=\"5\" height=\"250\"><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Sorry.  It had been days since the squirrel showed up.  I couldn&#8217;t resist.  And you can&#8217;t tell me Scarlett isn&#8217;t eyeing that squirrel.  The minx.<\/p>\n<p>Unless someone else is hideously impaled by a crossing guard between now and 9pm or so, tonight is D&#038;D night.  Unbelievably, I am still a week behind in posting.  Fortunately nothing too outrageous happened last time, so there won&#8217;t be much catching up to do.  And I won&#8217;t be doing it tonight.  Em stays up later than she used to so I don&#8217;t have time to dig through my notes before the game.<\/p>\n<p>Earlier today I was making cookies.  When they were ready, I put my hand in my oven mitt and felt a sharp pain!  What happened?  Was I burned?  It didn&#8217;t feel like a burn, it felt more like a sting.  And sure enough, I removed my hand and a wasp flew out of the mitt.  It wasn&#8217;t a bad sting, and the wasp eventually paid for its crimes.<\/p>\n<p>So yes.  I had the real life equivalent of a random encounter.  Out of the blue, I was attacked by an animal while performing a perfectly ordinary and mundane task.  This is the world&#8217;s way of telling me that it is time to get back in the D&#038;D saddle.  Game on!<br \/>\n<br clear=all><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sorry. It had been days since the squirrel showed up. I couldn&#8217;t resist. And you can&#8217;t tell me Scarlett isn&#8217;t eyeing that squirrel. The minx. Unless someone else is hideously impaled by a crossing guard between now and 9pm or so, tonight is D&#038;D night. Unbelievably, I am still a week behind in posting. Fortunately [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[76,80],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2320"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2320"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2320\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2320"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2320"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2320"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}