{"id":230,"date":"2004-02-15T14:26:00","date_gmt":"2004-02-15T18:26:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=230"},"modified":"2004-02-15T14:26:00","modified_gmt":"2004-02-15T18:26:00","slug":"behold-the-nupital-in-its-native-habitat-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=230","title":{"rendered":"Behold the nupital in its native habitat."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>[Tvini]<\/b> Argh!  I released a wedding on the calendar with the word &#8220;nupitals&#8221;<br \/>\n<b>[Reexa]<\/b> Could have been worse. ::pats::<br \/>\n<b>[Bartlebee]<\/b> Advertise it!  Elanthia&#8217;s First Nupitals!<br \/>\n<b>[Dare]<\/b> That sounds like some sort of small furry mammal.<br \/>\n<b>[Reexa]<\/b> You heard it from the vocab man himself.  If he says it, we have a new word in Elanthian vocabulary.<br \/>\n<b>[Meriel]<\/b> Elanthia&#8217;s first pre-nuptial agreement.<br \/>\n<b>[Vaschon]<\/b> Kick him in the nupitals.<br \/>\n<b>[(Dare)]<\/b> I am SO not going to admit that was my first thought too.<br \/>\n<b>[Tvini]<\/b> I&#8217;m LJing your guttermind, (Dare).<br \/>\n<b>[Dare]<\/b> Ooo.<br \/>\n<b>[Dare]<\/b> It&#8217;s not THAT dirty. Wait, has (Vaeldriil) been talking?<br \/>\n<b>[(Vaeldriil)]<\/b> ::whistles innocently::<br \/>\n<b>[Ghisel]<\/b> My virgin ears!<br \/>\n<b>[Dare]<\/b> Oh, dear god.  I was hepped up on cold medicine at the time! I swear!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[Tvini] Argh! I released a wedding on the calendar with the word &#8220;nupitals&#8221; [Reexa] Could have been worse. ::pats:: [Bartlebee] Advertise it! Elanthia&#8217;s First Nupitals! [Dare] That sounds like some sort of small furry mammal. [Reexa] You heard it from the vocab man himself. If he says it, we have a new word in Elanthian [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[86],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/230"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=230"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/230\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=230"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=230"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=230"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}