{"id":2282,"date":"2009-08-20T17:36:00","date_gmt":"2009-08-20T21:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=2282"},"modified":"2009-08-20T17:36:00","modified_gmt":"2009-08-20T21:36:00","slug":"pelicans-vs-cats","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=2282","title":{"rendered":"Pelicans vs. cats"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/icanhascheezburger.com\/2009\/08\/16\/funny-pictures-risk-vs-reward\/\" target=\"blank\">Some days you get the pelican&#8230;<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/imgur.com\/gallery\/mcow2\" target=\"blank\">&#8230;some days the pelican gets you.<\/a><\/p>\n<p><lj-embed id=\"39\"\/><\/p>\n<p>Isn&#8217;t there some kind of saying about curiosity and cats?  Hm.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some days you get the pelican&#8230; &#8230;some days the pelican gets you. Isn&#8217;t there some kind of saying about curiosity and cats? Hm.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[50],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2282"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2282"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2282\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2282"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2282"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2282"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}