Question:<\/b> But… but… why can’t I have a King’s Wedding? I’ve got all kinds of cool stuff I want to do.<\/i><\/p>\n
Answer:<\/b> Because. And you should drop me a line and tell me what you want. It may be stuff we can do in a Queen’s Wedding. You don’t need a King’s Wedding just to have your dead relatives show up as ghosts at the reception, for instance.<\/p>\n
Question:<\/b> Haha. No. Seriously. I want a King’s Wedding.<\/i><\/p>\n
Answer:<\/b> I feel your pain. The last time we had a King’s Wedding, we opened up a fest ground, created a new area, made custom-scripted items for the couple, special juggling items for the guests, and on, and on. It was, indeed, super cool. It was also super GM-resource intensive. We need those GM resources elsewhere at the moment. We can do the wedding, or we can kill and maim the players in new and exciting ways.<\/p>\n
Question:<\/b> How much does a King’s Wedding cost?<\/i><\/p>\n
Answer:<\/b> Plenty. While the last King’s Wedding cost an arm and a leg, they really got an amazing amount of bang for their buck. Next time we offer one – and we have no set date as to when that might be – it’ll cost both arms and both legs. We’ve bandied around the $10,000 figure, but nothing’s set in stone.<\/p>\n
Question:<\/b> You’re kidding.<\/i><\/p>\n
Answer:<\/b> I’m a GM. I don’t kid.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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