{"id":2112,"date":"2009-08-11T10:10:00","date_gmt":"2009-08-11T14:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=2112"},"modified":"2009-08-11T10:10:00","modified_gmt":"2009-08-11T14:10:00","slug":"heh-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=2112","title":{"rendered":"Heh."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i><b>Em:<\/b>  Knock knock!<\/i><br \/>\n<b>Me:<\/b>  Who&#8217;s there?<br \/>\n<i><b>Em:<\/b>  Ach!<\/i><br \/>\n<b>Me:<\/b>  Ach Who?<br \/>\n<i><b>Em:<\/b>  Bless you!<\/i><br \/>\n<b>Me:<\/b>  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!<\/p>\n<p>She genuinely got me with that one.  I may need to be around adults a little more.  Fortunately there&#8217;s D&#038;D tonight, and those guys are kind of close to adults.  I&#8217;ll try to get last week&#8217;s writeup posted today.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Em: Knock knock! Me: Who&#8217;s there? Em: Ach! Me: Ach Who? Em: Bless you! Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!! She genuinely got me with that one. I may need to be around adults a little more. Fortunately there&#8217;s D&#038;D tonight, and those guys are kind of close to adults. I&#8217;ll try to get last week&#8217;s writeup posted today.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[87],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2112"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2112"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2112\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2112"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2112"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2112"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}