{"id":2102,"date":"2009-07-24T12:50:00","date_gmt":"2009-07-24T16:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=2102"},"modified":"2009-07-24T12:50:00","modified_gmt":"2009-07-24T16:50:00","slug":"voila-my-scar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=2102","title":{"rendered":"Voila!  My scar!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.tvini.org\/images\/Emily\/Madeline.png\" hspace=\"5\" vspace=\"5\" align=\"left\"><\/p>\n<p><b>Em:<\/b>  Do you know what my lifetime dream is?<br \/>\n<b><i>Me:<\/b>  No, what?<\/i><br \/>\n<b>Em:<\/b>  To have my appendix out!<\/p>\n<p>Last week it was to be the first woman president.   I guess she can do both.<br \/>\n<br clear=all><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Em: Do you know what my lifetime dream is? Me: No, what? Em: To have my appendix out! Last week it was to be the first woman president. I guess she can do both.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[87],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2102"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2102"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2102\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2139,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2102\/revisions\/2139"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2102"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2102"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2102"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}