{"id":2023,"date":"2009-05-04T15:53:00","date_gmt":"2009-05-04T19:53:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=2023"},"modified":"2009-05-04T15:53:00","modified_gmt":"2009-05-04T19:53:00","slug":"its-all-fun-and-games","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=2023","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s all fun and games&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.tvini.org\/images\/Emily\/art\/2009art\/0409eyeout.jpg\" target=\"blank\" title=\"Keep an eye out!\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.tvini.org\/images\/Emily\/art\/2009art\/0409eyeout-thumb.jpg\" hspace=\"5\" vspace=\"5\" align=\"right\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Sorry for the lack of updates, it&#8217;s been a busy time.  I&#8217;ll make up for it with some surprisingly gory Emily art!<\/p>\n<p>This is a picture of someone having their eye shot out with a slingshot.  There are crosshairs on the slingshot, I suppose to let the shooter get a good bead on the target.  Note the open mouthed cry of surprise and the eyeball falling to the ground at about knee level.  I think that&#8217;s a rock going past the victim&#8217;s head but I&#8217;m not sure.  Lest anyone think my daughter is without compassion, the girl standing beside the victim is there &#8220;to make her feel better.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>We have now discussed that if someone&#8217;s eye gets poked out, it doesn&#8217;t grow back, it&#8217;s gone for good, so LET&#8217;S NOT RECREATE THIS SCENE.  She would never do that, of course.  She just thinks that in theory, it&#8217;s hilarious.  As for me, I&#8217;m suitably impressed with the level of detail in this picture.  Even though she&#8217;s drawing grisly scenes of mayhem, she&#8217;s come a long way!<br \/>\n<br clear=all><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sorry for the lack of updates, it&#8217;s been a busy time. I&#8217;ll make up for it with some surprisingly gory Emily art! This is a picture of someone having their eye shot out with a slingshot. There are crosshairs on the slingshot, I suppose to let the shooter get a good bead on the target. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[87],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2023"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2023"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2023\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2023"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2023"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2023"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}