{"id":1974,"date":"2009-03-13T07:15:00","date_gmt":"2009-03-13T11:15:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=1974"},"modified":"2009-03-13T07:15:00","modified_gmt":"2009-03-13T11:15:00","slug":"not-quite-james-bond","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=1974","title":{"rendered":"Not quite James Bond"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last night at about 9pm, we heard Em talking up a storm in her room.  My husband snuck back to listen to what she was saying, to be sure she wasn&#8217;t upset or crying.<\/p>\n<p>He heard Em gleefully exclaim, &#8220;Ryan has carrot sticks up his nose!&#8221;  We recognized this at once.  It was from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/My-Weird-School-Roopy-Loopy\/dp\/0060507047\" target=\"blank\">Mrs. Roopy Is Loopy by Dan Gutman<\/a>, one of the My Weird School books that she keeps on her bedside table.  She also has a little flashlight there that she uses when she&#8217;s pretending that all her dolls are lost under the blankets.<\/p>\n<p>She was sneaky enough to get out the flashlight and read in bed with the lights off, but not sneaky enough to read <i>quietly<\/i> to herself.  I have no room to talk &#8211; I used to do the same thing, but silently.  What a great age she&#8217;s at.<br \/>\n<center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.tvini.org\/images\/Emily\/bookcarrotsticks.jpg\" hspace=\"5\" vspace=\"5\"><br \/>\n<br clear=all><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last night at about 9pm, we heard Em talking up a storm in her room. My husband snuck back to listen to what she was saying, to be sure she wasn&#8217;t upset or crying. He heard Em gleefully exclaim, &#8220;Ryan has carrot sticks up his nose!&#8221; We recognized this at once. It was from Mrs. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[87],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1974"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1974"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1974\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1974"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1974"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1974"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}