{"id":197,"date":"2004-09-07T16:53:00","date_gmt":"2004-09-07T20:53:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=197"},"modified":"2009-08-17T23:55:01","modified_gmt":"2009-08-18T03:55:01","slug":"wedding-people-please","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=197","title":{"rendered":"Wedding people!  PLEASE!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you&#8217;re going to e-mail me, or ESPECIALLY if you&#8217;re going to IM me, let me know WHO YOU ARE!  If you&#8217;re going to launch into small talk and your screen name is LuvMe4Evah or something, yeah, I&#8217;m probably not going to respond.  And if I do, my immediate first question will be &#8220;who is this?&#8221;  Please don&#8217;t be offended.  I&#8217;ve got a lot of couples, and if your screen name bears little resemblance to your in-game name, I won&#8217;t know who the heck you are.<\/p>\n<p>Also, if you liked spamusement, try this one:\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/disturbingauctions.com\/ \" target=\"blank\">http:\/\/disturbingauctions.com\/<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you&#8217;re going to e-mail me, or ESPECIALLY if you&#8217;re going to IM me, let me know WHO YOU ARE! If you&#8217;re going to launch into small talk and your screen name is LuvMe4Evah or something, yeah, I&#8217;m probably not going to respond. And if I do, my immediate first question will be &#8220;who is [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7,8],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/197"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=197"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/197\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=197"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=197"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=197"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}