{"id":1864,"date":"2008-12-05T06:49:00","date_gmt":"2008-12-05T10:49:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=1864"},"modified":"2008-12-05T06:49:00","modified_gmt":"2008-12-05T10:49:00","slug":"moms-behavior-needs-improvement","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=1864","title":{"rendered":"“Mom’s Behavior: Needs Improvement.”"},"content":{"rendered":"

<\/a>Em:<\/b> “HO HO HO!”<\/i>
\nMe:<\/b> “Santa? Is that you?”
\nEm:<\/b> “Yes! It is me!”<\/i>
\nMe:<\/b> “Do you have anything for me? I’ve been good all year long.”
\nEm:<\/b> “You have? Youv’e been good all year long?”<\/i>
\nMe:<\/b> “Yes!”
\nEm, matter of factly:<\/b> “That is false. You have not been good all year long. That’s false.”<\/i>
\nMe:<\/b> “Well… I’ve tried!”
\nEm:<\/b> “Hm.”<\/i><\/p>\n

Wow. Tough crowd.<\/p>\n

In other news, Em is still wearing those Christmas socks. I shudder to think what her feet will smell like when I’m finally able to peel them off.
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