{"id":1858,"date":"2008-12-03T06:41:00","date_gmt":"2008-12-03T10:41:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=1858"},"modified":"2008-12-03T06:41:00","modified_gmt":"2008-12-03T10:41:00","slug":"durn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=1858","title":{"rendered":"Durn."},"content":{"rendered":"<table width=500 style='border:1px solid black; background-color:white; color:black;'>\n<tr>\n<td><img src='http:\/\/triggur.org\/dearsanta\/santa.gif'><font size=6>Dear Santa&#8230;<\/font><\/p>\n<p><b>Dear Santa,<\/b><\/p>\n<p>This year I&#8217;ve been busy!<\/p>\n<p>In September I put gum in <a href=\"http:\/\/ohsochewy.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"lj-user\">ohsochewy<\/a>&#8216;s hair <font size=-3 color=gray>(-12 points)<\/font>.  In March on a flight to Vancouver, I stole the emergency flight information card <font size=-3 color=gray>(-40 points)<\/font>.  Last Saturday I committed genocide&#8230; Sorry about that, <a href=\"http:\/\/ponk.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"lj-user\">ponk<\/a> <font size=-3 color=gray>(-5000 points)<\/font>.  Last Wednesday I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a kind and benevolent dictator <font size=-3 color=gray>(700 points)<\/font>.  In August I gave <a href=\"http:\/\/blaueteufelin.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"lj-user\">blaueteufelin<\/a> a wet willie, then I took it back <font size=-3 color=gray>(-5 points)<\/font>.  <\/p>\n<p>Overall, I&#8217;ve been <b>naughty<\/b> <font size=-3 color=gray>(-4357 points)<\/font>.  For Christmas I deserve <b>a lump of coal<\/b>!<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Sincerely,<br \/>Tvini<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p><\/p>\n<form action='http:\/\/triggur.org\/dearsanta\/'>Write your letter to Santa!  Enter your LJ username:<input type=text name=uname size=20><input type=submit value='Write Santa!'><\/form>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Santa&#8230; Dear Santa, This year I&#8217;ve been busy! In September I put gum in ohsochewy&#8216;s hair (-12 points). In March on a flight to Vancouver, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last Saturday I committed genocide&#8230; Sorry about that, ponk (-5000 points). Last Wednesday I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a kind [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1858"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1858"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1858\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1858"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1858"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1858"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}