{"id":1829,"date":"2008-11-05T14:11:00","date_gmt":"2008-11-05T18:11:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=1829"},"modified":"2008-11-05T14:11:00","modified_gmt":"2008-11-05T18:11:00","slug":"sign","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=1829","title":{"rendered":"Sign"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.tvini.org\/images\/misc\/missingObamasign.jpg\" height=\"250\" hspace=\"5\" vspace=\"5\" align=\"right\"><br \/>\nSomeone stole my Obama sign!  I mean, I know the election&#8217;s over, and I was going to take it down today, but what the hell?  It was there at 1:45 when I went to pick up my kid and gone at 2pm when I got back.  All that remained was the metal posts.  They just lifted the sign right off and left me the trash to deal with.<\/p>\n<p>Prime suspects:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>irritated McCain supporters\n<li>Obama souvenir hunters\n<li>the Evil Hand\n<\/ul>\n<p>Very, very weird.<br \/>\n<br clear=all><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Someone stole my Obama sign! I mean, I know the election&#8217;s over, and I was going to take it down today, but what the hell? It was there at 1:45 when I went to pick up my kid and gone at 2pm when I got back. All that remained was the metal posts. They just [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1829"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1829"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1829\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1829"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1829"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1829"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}