{"id":1828,"date":"2008-11-05T11:59:00","date_gmt":"2008-11-05T15:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=1828"},"modified":"2008-11-05T11:59:00","modified_gmt":"2008-11-05T15:59:00","slug":"pure-and-simple-from-the-eighth-dimension","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=1828","title":{"rendered":"Pure and simple from the eighth dimension!"},"content":{"rendered":"


\nTvini:<\/b> My hand is apparently making me knit tighter, so the 23″ hat I thought I made is only 22″ and now I’m behind again.<\/i>
\nMr. Tvini:<\/b> At least your hand isn’t making you kill people or something.
\nTvini: <\/b>yet.<\/i>
\nMr. Tvini: <\/b>o.O
\nTvini: <\/b>heh.<\/i><\/p>\n

Maybe that’s it. Maybe it’s one of those evil hands like Lindsay had on Angel.<\/i><\/a> It’s just that it’s only slightly evil. More on the order of “neglect to put on my turn signal” or “fail to put a penny in the ‘need a penny\/take a penny’ bowl.” I’m just glad it wasn’t evil while I was operating the touch screen voting machine. That coulda been bad. I mean, NC is still listed as too close to call, but with an evil hand in the mix… brr.
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Tvini: My hand is apparently making me knit tighter, so the 23″ hat I thought I made is only 22″ and now I’m behind again. Mr. Tvini: At least your hand isn’t making you kill people or something. Tvini: yet. Mr. Tvini: o.O Tvini: heh. Maybe that’s it. Maybe it’s one of those evil hands […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1828"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1828"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1828\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1828"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1828"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1828"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}