{"id":1807,"date":"2008-10-15T22:49:00","date_gmt":"2008-10-16T02:49:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=1807"},"modified":"2008-10-15T22:49:00","modified_gmt":"2008-10-16T02:49:00","slug":"blue-goo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=1807","title":{"rendered":"Blue goo."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.tvini.org\/images\/food\/berryteeth.jpg\" hspace=\"5\" vspace=\"5\" align=\"right\"><br \/>\nFive hours and two toothbrushings after eating a helping of that cobbler, and these are my teeth.  It looks like I&#8217;ve been brushing with AquaSmurf.  The ladies in my knitting group noticed, but apparently weren&#8217;t going to say anything, the dears.  Dad, you&#8217;ve been warned.<\/p>\n<p>For the record, it was totally worth it.<\/p>\n<p>Note to self:  smile with mouth closed tomorrow.<br \/>\n<br clear=all><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Five hours and two toothbrushings after eating a helping of that cobbler, and these are my teeth. It looks like I&#8217;ve been brushing with AquaSmurf. The ladies in my knitting group noticed, but apparently weren&#8217;t going to say anything, the dears. Dad, you&#8217;ve been warned. For the record, it was totally worth it. Note to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1807"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1807"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1807\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1807"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1807"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1807"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}