{"id":1796,"date":"2008-10-08T07:21:00","date_gmt":"2008-10-08T11:21:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=1796"},"modified":"2008-10-08T07:21:00","modified_gmt":"2008-10-08T11:21:00","slug":"dd-week-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=1796","title":{"rendered":"D&#038;D week 2"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last night in D&#038;D:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Our party discovered we&#8217;d been systematically pickpocketed by our hired help.\n<li>We rescued some Dwarven miners and then accidentally set them on fire.\n<li>I inadvertently tied myself to an oiled miner.  A party member stabbed me trying to cut the rope.\n<li>It took us three hours to open a door behind which another party member languished.\n<li>My Dwarf&#8217;s beard was shot off by a fellow party member.\n<\/ul>\n<p>So all in all, a good night for us.<\/p>\n<p>Man, do we suck.<br \/>\n<br clear=all><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last night in D&#038;D: Our party discovered we&#8217;d been systematically pickpocketed by our hired help. We rescued some Dwarven miners and then accidentally set them on fire. I inadvertently tied myself to an oiled miner. A party member stabbed me trying to cut the rope. It took us three hours to open a door behind [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[76,77],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1796"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1796"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1796\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1796"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1796"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1796"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}