{"id":1789,"date":"2008-10-02T08:12:00","date_gmt":"2008-10-02T12:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=1789"},"modified":"2008-10-02T08:12:00","modified_gmt":"2008-10-02T12:12:00","slug":"urge-to-kill-rising","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=1789","title":{"rendered":"Urge to kill rising&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I just got a note saying that I&#8217;m up for jury duty.  That&#8217;s not so bad, but according to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nccourts.org\/County\/Mecklenburg\/Jury\/Security.asp\" target=\"blank\">Mecklenburg County&#8217;s jury duty security site<\/a>, <i>&#8221; Knives, scissors, or any other sharp objects (including knitting needles longer than 3 inches) are not allowed into the building.&#8221;<\/i>  As my husband pointed out, 3&#8243; = totally harmless.  5&#8243; = unbelievable killing machine.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll never make it a day without my knitting.  I&#8217;ll snap.  SNAP, I TELL YOU!  So watch the news for reports of a deranged woman being hauled away, screaming, <b>&#8220;YOU&#8217;LL NEVER TAKE MY NEEDLES!  KNIT FREE OR DIE!!&#8221;<\/b><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just got a note saying that I&#8217;m up for jury duty. That&#8217;s not so bad, but according to Mecklenburg County&#8217;s jury duty security site, &#8221; Knives, scissors, or any other sharp objects (including knitting needles longer than 3 inches) are not allowed into the building.&#8221; As my husband pointed out, 3&#8243; = totally harmless. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1789"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1789"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1789\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1789"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1789"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1789"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}