{"id":1771,"date":"2008-09-15T07:44:00","date_gmt":"2008-09-15T11:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=1771"},"modified":"2008-09-15T07:44:00","modified_gmt":"2008-09-15T11:44:00","slug":"just-what-do-you-think-youre-doing-dave","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=1771","title":{"rendered":"Just what do you think you&#8217;re doing, Dave?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Wii fit, I really appreciate your enthusiasm for our well-being, but you&#8217;re starting to get a little creepy.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.tvini.org\/images\/misc\/exercise\/wiielfbirthday.jpg\" hspace=\"5\" vspace=\"5\" border=\"2\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.tvini.org\/images\/misc\/exercise\/wiielfbirthday2.jpg\" hspace=\"5\" vspace=\"5\" border=\"2\"><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m waiting for the wii fit message that says, &#8220;You seem to be squinting.  Have you considered getting your glasses prescription checked?&#8221;  Or &#8220;I was speaking to the public library computer system.  You seem to have an overdue book.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Maybe I should rename it Hal.<br \/>\n<br clear=all><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wii fit, I really appreciate your enthusiasm for our well-being, but you&#8217;re starting to get a little creepy. I&#8217;m waiting for the wii fit message that says, &#8220;You seem to be squinting. Have you considered getting your glasses prescription checked?&#8221; Or &#8220;I was speaking to the public library computer system. You seem to have an [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[90],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1771"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1771"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1771\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1771"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1771"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1771"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}