{"id":1769,"date":"2008-09-11T23:31:00","date_gmt":"2008-09-12T03:31:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=1769"},"modified":"2008-09-11T23:31:00","modified_gmt":"2008-09-12T03:31:00","slug":"say-the-magic-word","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=1769","title":{"rendered":"Say the magic word!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Em, going to bed tonight:<\/b>  I&#8217;m not really Giselle, I&#8217;m an evil queen in disguise!  I have an evil plan!  How can we break my spell?<br \/>\n<b>Me:<\/b>  Maybe we can say some magic words!  Like Alakazam!  Or Bippity boppity&#8230;<br \/>\n<b>Steve, suddenly entering the room:<\/b><i> &#8230;BACON!<\/i><br \/>\n<b>Em<\/b> &#8230;<br \/>\n<b>Me:<\/b> &#8230;<br \/>\n<b>Em:<\/b> &#8230;<br \/>\n<b>Me:<\/b>  Bippity boppity bacon?<br \/>\n<b>Steve:<\/b>  Yes.  Bippity boppity <i>BACON!!<\/i><br \/>\n<b>Em:<\/b>  (cracks up)<br \/>\n<b>Me:<\/b>  That&#8217;s hilarious!<br \/>\n<b>Em:<\/b>  (still cracking up, rolls backwards on her bed, throwing her legs up in the air)  That&#8217;s <i>hilarious!<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Steve freely admits to lifting this from comedian Jim Gaffigan, <a href=\"http:\/\/vodpod.com\/watch\/683907-jim-gaffigan-bacon\" target=\"blank\">who does a bit about bacon<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Who cares?  It&#8217;s funny!  And Em may have added &#8220;that&#8217;s hilarious&#8221; to her repertoire.  It sounded like something she had latched onto.  Fine by me.  I&#8217;d rather have her cracking bacon jokes than hatching evil schemes.<br \/>\n<br clear=all><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Em, going to bed tonight: I&#8217;m not really Giselle, I&#8217;m an evil queen in disguise! I have an evil plan! How can we break my spell? Me: Maybe we can say some magic words! Like Alakazam! Or Bippity boppity&#8230; Steve, suddenly entering the room: &#8230;BACON! Em &#8230; Me: &#8230; Em: &#8230; Me: Bippity boppity bacon? [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[87],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1769"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1769"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1769\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1769"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1769"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1769"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}