{"id":1744,"date":"2008-08-21T09:02:00","date_gmt":"2008-08-21T13:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=1744"},"modified":"2008-08-21T09:02:00","modified_gmt":"2008-08-21T13:02:00","slug":"happy-birthday-jetsyknits","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=1744","title":{"rendered":"Happy birthday, Jetsyknits!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.tvini.org\/images\/misc\/TV\/viggo_mortensen.jpg\" target=\"blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.tvini.org\/images\/misc\/TV\/viggo_mortensen.jpg\" height=\"175\" hspace=\"5\" vspace=\"5\" align=\"left\" border=\"2\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I was going to try to find hot pictures of Viggo Mortensen to share with you as a gift, but all I found was this horrible, horrible facial hair disaster.  Seriously, Viggo.  I know you&#8217;re artsy, but come on.<br \/>\n<br clear=all><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.tvini.org\/images\/misc\/spinningcarwheel.jpg\" target=\"blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.tvini.org\/images\/misc\/spinningcarwheel.jpg\" height=\"175\" hspace=\"5\" vspace=\"5\" align=\"right\" border=\"2\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Then, knowing what a good spinner you are, I did a search for &#8220;luxury spinning wheel.&#8221;  I didn&#8217;t get exactly what I was hoping for.  However, if you can spin yarn on these babies, you&#8217;re <i>really<\/i> a good spinner<\/p>\n<p><br clear=all><br \/>\n<center><br \/>\nThen I thought maybe some nice chocolate.  Everybody likes chocolate.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.vosgeschocolate.com\/product\/bacon_exotic_candy_bar\/exotic_candy_bars\" target=\"blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.tvini.org\/images\/food\/mosbaconbarpop.jpg\" height=\"250\" hspace=\"5\" vspace=\"5\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I give up.<\/p>\n<p><br clear=all><\/p>\n<h1>Happy birthday, Jet!<\/h1>\n<p><\/center><br \/>\n<br clear=all><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was going to try to find hot pictures of Viggo Mortensen to share with you as a gift, but all I found was this horrible, horrible facial hair disaster. Seriously, Viggo. I know you&#8217;re artsy, but come on. Then, knowing what a good spinner you are, I did a search for &#8220;luxury spinning wheel.&#8221; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1744"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1744"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1744\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1744"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1744"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1744"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}