Things I wish I had a picture of:<\/p>\n
My daughter in her swimsuit, walking back to the hotel room. Her left arm is crabbed, her fingers curled into a claw. She’s got her left foot turned to the side and is dragging her leg. Her head is tilted at a 45 degree angle.<\/p>\n
Me:<\/b> What are you doing?<\/p>\n
Her:<\/b> I’m a zombie!<\/i><\/p>\n
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!! That’s mommy’s little weirdo.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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