{"id":1718,"date":"2008-07-30T14:19:00","date_gmt":"2008-07-30T18:19:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=1718"},"modified":"2008-07-30T14:19:00","modified_gmt":"2008-07-30T18:19:00","slug":"swell-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=1718","title":{"rendered":"Swell."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.tvini.org\/images\/misc\/exercise\/redeyes.jpg\" hspace=\"5\" vspace=\"5\" align=\"right\" border=\"2\"><br \/>\nSo now apparently when I have a real good bawl, my eyes get red spots all around them, as if a thousand tiny gigolos had given me a thousand tiny hickeys.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s been about 16 hours.  The puffiness has gone down, and the spots have faded some, but not completely, as you can see.  Stupid <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Rosacea\" target=\"blank\">rosacea.<\/a>  This better not be permanent.<\/p>\n<p>From now on, if any of you see me looking like I might cry, you are required to break into spontaneous dance in order to prevent this from happening.  Ugh.<\/p>\n<p>(And yes, spots aside, I&#8217;m fine now, thanks.)<\/p>\n<p><br clear=all><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So now apparently when I have a real good bawl, my eyes get red spots all around them, as if a thousand tiny gigolos had given me a thousand tiny hickeys. It&#8217;s been about 16 hours. The puffiness has gone down, and the spots have faded some, but not completely, as you can see. Stupid [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[90],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1718"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1718"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1718\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1718"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1718"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1718"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}