{"id":1717,"date":"2008-07-30T13:09:00","date_gmt":"2008-07-30T17:09:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=1717"},"modified":"2008-07-30T13:09:00","modified_gmt":"2008-07-30T17:09:00","slug":"laughing-is-good","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=1717","title":{"rendered":"Laughing is good."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i>An elephant was drinking from a river one day, when he spotted a turtle asleep on a log. So, he ambled on over and kicked it clear across the river.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What did you do that for?&#8221; asked a passing giraffe.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Because I recognized it as the same turtle that took a nip out of my trunk 53 years ago.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Wow, what a memory,&#8221; commented the giraffe.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yes,&#8221; said the elephant, &#8220;I have turtle recall.&#8221;<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Thank you!  Thank you!  Remember, you can&#8217;t throw rotten fruit through the internet.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An elephant was drinking from a river one day, when he spotted a turtle asleep on a log. So, he ambled on over and kicked it clear across the river. &#8220;What did you do that for?&#8221; asked a passing giraffe. &#8220;Because I recognized it as the same turtle that took a nip out of my [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1717"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1717"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1717\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1717"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1717"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1717"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}