{"id":1711,"date":"2008-07-26T19:29:00","date_gmt":"2008-07-26T23:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=1711"},"modified":"2008-07-26T19:29:00","modified_gmt":"2008-07-26T23:29:00","slug":"behold-the-wheeled-wonder","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=1711","title":{"rendered":"Behold!  The Wheeled Wonder!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This weekend is a biking event called <a href=\"http:\/\/www.24hoursofbooty.org\" target=\"blank\">24 Hours of Booty<\/a>.  The event is named after the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bikely.com\/maps\/bike-path\/Booty-Loop\" target=\"blank\">Booty Loop<\/a>, the informal name for a stretch of road through the heart of Charlotte popular with serious road cyclists.  They wear those little biking shorts, and they&#8217;re all in great shape, hence the name &#8220;Booty Loop.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Today a lane was blocked off, and there were entire teams of cyclists whizzing past.  Right in the middle of them was a guy sporting a giant moustache, making great time on top of the biggest unicycle I&#8217;ve ever seen in my life.<\/p>\n<p>I wanna party with that guy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This weekend is a biking event called 24 Hours of Booty. The event is named after the Booty Loop, the informal name for a stretch of road through the heart of Charlotte popular with serious road cyclists. They wear those little biking shorts, and they&#8217;re all in great shape, hence the name &#8220;Booty Loop.&#8221; Today [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[90],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1711"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1711"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1711\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1711"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1711"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1711"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}