{"id":1702,"date":"2008-07-21T13:25:00","date_gmt":"2008-07-21T17:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=1702"},"modified":"2008-07-21T13:25:00","modified_gmt":"2008-07-21T17:25:00","slug":"pooooooor-romeo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=1702","title":{"rendered":"Pooooooor Romeo."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.tvini.org\/images\/Emily\/art\/0708poorRomeo.jpg\" target=\"blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.tvini.org\/images\/Emily\/art\/0708poorRomeo-thumb.jpg\" hspace=\"5\" vspace=\"5\" align=\"right\" border=\"2\"><\/a><br \/>\nToday, Emily art!  This one, you&#8217;ll need to click through to to get the full effect.<\/p>\n<p>Apparently, along with the tag on her doll reading &#8220;Keep Away From Fire,&#8221; the last line of Romeo and Juliet is about the funniest thing written.  It cracks her completely up, every time.  It&#8217;s all in her delivery:<\/p>\n<p><i>&#8220;There never was a story of such woe<br \/>\nas that of Juliet and her poooooooooor Romeo.&#8221;<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Currently on the needles: a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/93468786@N00\/2092091476\/\" target=\"blank\">Berrocco Ultra Alpaca Jayne hat in green.<\/a>  Shiny!<br \/>\n<br clear=all><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today, Emily art! This one, you&#8217;ll need to click through to to get the full effect. Apparently, along with the tag on her doll reading &#8220;Keep Away From Fire,&#8221; the last line of Romeo and Juliet is about the funniest thing written. It cracks her completely up, every time. It&#8217;s all in her delivery: &#8220;There [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[87],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1702"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1702"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1702\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1702"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1702"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1702"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}