{"id":1667,"date":"2008-06-18T11:07:00","date_gmt":"2008-06-18T15:07:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=1667"},"modified":"2008-06-18T11:07:00","modified_gmt":"2008-06-18T15:07:00","slug":"unsolved-mysteries","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=1667","title":{"rendered":"Unsolved mysteries."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Phone:<\/b>  Ring ring!<br \/>\n<i><b>Me:<\/b>  Hello?<\/i><br \/>\n<b>Lady:<\/b>  Okay, I got approval to go ahead and do that, but he has GOT to be empty by tomorrow.<br \/>\n<i><b>Me: <\/b> &#8230;  I have no idea who this is.<\/i><br \/>\n<b>Lady:<\/b>  Oh, well, this is ______<br \/>\n<i><b>Me:<\/b>  I don&#8217;t know who that is.  I think you have the wrong number.<\/i><br \/>\n<b>Lady:<\/b>  Oh.  Is this XXX-XXXX?<br \/>\n<i><b>Me: <\/b> No, it&#8217;s not.<\/i><br \/>\n<b>Lady:<\/b>  Oh, well then maybe I do!<br \/>\n<b>Phone:<\/b>  *click*<\/p>\n<p>Wait, what?  Who has to be empty by tomorrow?  Empty of what?  Now I have to know!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Phone: Ring ring! Me: Hello? Lady: Okay, I got approval to go ahead and do that, but he has GOT to be empty by tomorrow. Me: &#8230; I have no idea who this is. Lady: Oh, well, this is ______ Me: I don&#8217;t know who that is. I think you have the wrong number. Lady: [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1667"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1667"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1667\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1667"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1667"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1667"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}