{"id":1643,"date":"2008-06-02T07:41:00","date_gmt":"2008-06-02T11:41:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=1643"},"modified":"2008-06-02T07:41:00","modified_gmt":"2008-06-02T11:41:00","slug":"lets-get-an-orderly-in-here","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=1643","title":{"rendered":"Let&#8217;s get an orderly in here."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--more On further reflection, this turned out looking so bad that I'm putting it behind a cut.--><\/p>\n<p>I recently saw <a href=\"http:\/\/www.spinsterstreadle.com\/silkhankies.htm\" target=\"blank\">this page,<\/a> which has a pdf telling how to make a gorgeous felted wool scarf using silk hankies as overlays.  Silk hankies are individual cocoons of silk which have been spread out into a square.  There are many sheets to the hanky, and you pull each one off separately to spin.  <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tvini.org\/images\/spinning\/silkhankyspun.jpg\" target=\"blank\">Here&#8217;s a picture<\/a> of some silk thread that I spun from a hanky.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.tvini.org\/images\/felting\/feltingscarves\/1layhankies.jpg\" target=\"blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.tvini.org\/images\/felting\/feltingscarves\/1layhankies-thumb.jpg\" height=\"150\" hspace=\"5\" vspace=\"5\" align=\"right\"><\/a><br \/>\nI have several of these hankies, but frankly, when it comes to spinning, they kick my butt.  So when I saw that project I thought this would be a good use for one that&#8217;s not quite as high quality.  Plus I still have oodles of undyed wool.  I sent out an e-mail about this project, and <a href=\"http:\/\/turtlegirl65.com\" target=\"blank\">Turtlegirl76<\/a> came over to join in the fun on Sunday.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.tvini.org\/images\/felting\/feltingscarves\/2woollayer1.jpg\" target=\"blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.tvini.org\/images\/felting\/feltingscarves\/2woollayer1-thumb.jpg\" hspace=\"5\" vspace=\"5\" align=\"left\"><\/a><br \/>\nStep one.  Lay out the hankies in the desired pattern.  My hankies were these dull red ones I&#8217;d gotten from Spinner&#8217;s Ridge in Greensboro a while back.  They&#8217;d had a lot of fiber pulled up and weren&#8217;t that smooth anymore.  When you&#8217;re separating hankies from one another, they catch on any tiny patch of dry skin on your hands.  They&#8217;re feather-light and thinner than paper.  It was a challenge trying to separate these and lay them down.  Here they are laid out on the bubble wrap which we&#8217;ll use to enclose them during the agitation phase of the project.<\/p>\n<p>Next, wool is laid out.  This is more of that gigantic box of undyed Romney that I got from a LJer a while back.  The wool is laid out lengthwise, then it&#8217;s covered with another layer positioned crossways to the first.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.tvini.org\/images\/felting\/feltingscarves\/3layhankies2.jpg\" target=\"blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.tvini.org\/images\/felting\/feltingscarves\/3layhankies2-thumb.jpg\" height=\"150\" hspace=\"5\" vspace=\"5\" align=\"right\"><\/a><br \/>\nFinally, another layer of silk hankies is added.  We don&#8217;t want a one-sided scarf.  I used every bit of the hanky &#8211; I think this particular hanky was a little light on actual silk.<\/p>\n<p>The scarf is wetted, then rolled up in the bubble wrap around a core.  Our core is a pool noodle from the Dollar Store, sliced into a manageable length.  Then we secure it and start rolling it.  And rolling it.  And rolling it.  It gets checked after about five minutes, then re-wrapped from the other end and rolled some more.  Back and forth, back and forth.  I think I wound up rolling it at least a half hour.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.tvini.org\/images\/felting\/feltingscarves\/4wrappednoodle.jpg\" target=\"blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.tvini.org\/images\/felting\/feltingscarves\/4wrappednoodle-thumb.jpg\" hspace=\"5\" vspace=\"5\" align=\"left\"><\/a><br \/>\nAs I sat on the kitchen floor with Turtlegirl, the two of us on our knees, repetitively rolling our pool noodles back and forth on the floor, I felt oddly like I was in some foreign country, pounding grain for the evening meal.  After about ten minutes, I was very grateful that I lived where I did with the luxuries that I take for granted.  Like takeout.<br \/>\n<br clear=all><br \/>\nTurtlegirl had to leave before we were completely done.  However, I can tell you this:  hers looked like a gorgeous, vibrant, colorful, fiery phoenix.  Mine looked like&#8230; well&#8230;  let me share this exchange.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.tvini.org\/images\/felting\/feltingscarves\/5done.jpg\" target=\"blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.tvini.org\/images\/felting\/feltingscarves\/5done-thumb.jpg\" hspace=\"5\" vspace=\"5\" align=\"right\"><\/a><br \/>\n<b>Mr. Tvini:<\/b>  It looks like you had to clean up a spill.<br \/>\n<i><b>Me:<\/b>  It looks like red blood cells traveling through a capillary.<\/i><br \/>\n<b>Mr. Tvini:<\/b>  Yeah, that&#8217;s it.  It looks like someone bled out and you had to clean it up.<\/p>\n<p>Sadly, he&#8217;s right.  I knew it wasn&#8217;t going to be a success the first time out, but I wasn&#8217;t expecting it to look like I&#8217;d had a run-in with PETA on the red carpet.  Oh well.<\/p>\n<p>Things I learned:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I don&#8217;t like the way that undyed Romney looks felted.  It looks unfinished in a way that I don&#8217;t like.\n<li> Rolling pool noodles for long periods of time makes my shoulders ache the next day.\n<li> When you&#8217;re working on a new technique, start small.  I actually already knew this one, I just didn&#8217;t put it into practice.\n<\/ul>\n<p>It&#8217;s not a total loss.  Unless someone out there wants &#8220;Scarf Bloody Scarf,&#8221; then I&#8217;ll use it to practice needle-felting.  And I&#8217;m really looking forward to seeing what <a href=\"http:\/\/turtlegirl76.com\" target=\"blank\">Turtlegirl&#8217;s<\/a> looks like.  On the pool noodle, it looked spectacular.  Insert your own &#8220;really using your noodle&#8221; joke here.<\/p>\n<p>I think this technique could be adapted well for a smaller rectangular piece, like a journal cover.  I&#8217;m thinking, I&#8217;m thinking&#8230;<br \/>\n<br clear=all><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[93],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1643"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1643"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1643\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1643"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1643"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1643"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}