{"id":1639,"date":"2008-05-30T08:32:00","date_gmt":"2008-05-30T12:32:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=1639"},"modified":"2008-05-30T08:32:00","modified_gmt":"2008-05-30T12:32:00","slug":"faster-realcat-kill-kill","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=1639","title":{"rendered":"Faster, Realcat, Kill, Kill!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Remember I told you the Mattel knitting machine came with some little powder-blue puffs that someone had made back in 1974?<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.tvini.org\/images\/pets\/bluepuff1.jpg\" hspace=\"5\" vspace=\"5\"> + <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tvini.org\/images\/pets\/Neryspuff1.jpg\" target=\"blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.tvini.org\/images\/pets\/Neryspuff1-thumb.jpg\" height=\"150\" hspace=\"5\" vspace=\"5\"><\/a> + <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tvini.org\/images\/pets\/Neryspuff2.jpg\" target=\"blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.tvini.org\/images\/pets\/Neryspuff2-thumb.jpg\" height=\"150\" hspace=\"5\" vspace=\"5\"><\/a> = <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.tvini.org\/images\/pets\/bluepuff3.jpg\" height=\"150\" hspace=\"5\" vspace=\"5\"><\/p>\n<p>Which, I suppose, is why you don&#8217;t give unfelted yarn toys to cats.  Heh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Remember I told you the Mattel knitting machine came with some little powder-blue puffs that someone had made back in 1974? + + = Which, I suppose, is why you don&#8217;t give unfelted yarn toys to cats. Heh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[50],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1639"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1639"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1639\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1639"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1639"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1639"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}