{"id":1628,"date":"2008-05-21T07:24:00","date_gmt":"2008-05-21T11:24:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=1628"},"modified":"2008-05-21T07:24:00","modified_gmt":"2008-05-21T11:24:00","slug":"struck-by-lightning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=1628","title":{"rendered":"Struck By Lightning"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.tvini.org\/images\/Emily\/art\/0508struckbylightning.jpg\" target=\"blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.tvini.org\/images\/Emily\/art\/0508struckbylightning-thumb.jpg\" hspace=\"5\" vspace=\"5\" align=\"right\"><\/a>Still knocked out by allergies or whatever.  Yesterday I didn&#8217;t take Benadryl until evening, as it&#8217;s not really fair to Em for me to be out of commission for the whole day.  Of course, pushing her on the swing outside isn&#8217;t exactly the best thing, but again, you do what you gotta.  If it were just one day, then I think I could get away with keeping her cooped up inside, but it&#8217;s not, and she&#8217;s working hard on the EOG (end of grade) tests at her school, so she deserves a good time.<\/p>\n<p>The Benadryl is giving me weird dreams.  A couple of days ago as I drifted off, I had what I thought was a great idea.  It&#8217;d be marketable, I could make it without too much trouble, and it&#8217;d be inexpensive to produce.  I decided I was so sleepy I didn&#8217;t want to get up to write it down, but how could I possibly forget what it was?<\/p>\n<p>Needless to say, I forgot.  Of course, as hopped up as I was, it could have been an automatic carrot launcher or something.  Who knows?<\/p>\n<p>Last night I dreamed that someone was over and spending the night.  She was going to share my bed, but in the morning I discovered that my cat had fleas and I was worried about her and the house.  Then I was joking around with the cleaning crew that had mysteriously showed up.  I&#8217;m fairly sure this is because a) I saw an episode of Dead Like Me where two co-workers had to bunk together, and b) I haven&#8217;t been able to clean at all over the last couple of days and the house is in a bad state and it&#8217;s depressing.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m about to send out mail canceling Brownies today.  I&#8217;m no good to anyone like this.<\/p>\n<p>Today&#8217;s Emily art was done last night.  We had a big storm come through here with thunder and lightning.  I love the unhappy expression and &#8220;oh no&#8221; of the figure at left, but I also love the bug eyes and crazy hair of the lightning victim on the right.  Even more, I love that she spelled &#8220;lightning&#8221; right for this context, which is more than 75% of the internet can do.<\/p>\n<p>Okay, time for another exciting day of lying on the couch watching Voyager reruns and trying to breathe.<br \/>\n<br clear=all><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Still knocked out by allergies or whatever. Yesterday I didn&#8217;t take Benadryl until evening, as it&#8217;s not really fair to Em for me to be out of commission for the whole day. Of course, pushing her on the swing outside isn&#8217;t exactly the best thing, but again, you do what you gotta. If it were [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1628"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1628"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1628\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1628"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1628"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1628"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}