{"id":1621,"date":"2008-05-17T19:55:00","date_gmt":"2008-05-17T23:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=1621"},"modified":"2008-05-17T19:55:00","modified_gmt":"2008-05-17T23:55:00","slug":"guess-what-i-wont-be-using-in-my-dyeing-process","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=1621","title":{"rendered":"Guess what I won&#8217;t be using in my dyeing process."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.tvini.org\/images\/knittingmisc\/Kennerknitmachine\/Kennermachine1.jpg\" target=\"blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.tvini.org\/images\/knittingmisc\/Kennerknitmachine\/Kennermachine-thumb.jpg\" height=\"175\" hspace=\"5\" vspace=\"5\" border=\"2\"><\/a><br \/>\nTake one vintage 1966 Kenner flatbed knitting machine&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.tvini.org\/images\/knittingmisc\/Kennerknitmachine\/Kennermachinecontents.jpg\" target=\"blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.tvini.org\/images\/knittingmisc\/Kennerknitmachine\/Kennermachinecontents-thumb.jpg\" hspace=\"5\" vspace=\"5\" border=\"2\"><\/a><br \/>\nAdd accessories.<\/p>\n<p>Subtract directions.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.tvini.org\/images\/knittingmisc\/Kennerknitmachine\/Kennerthumb.jpg\" hspace=\"5\" vspace=\"5\" border=\"2\"><br \/>\nADD RECENT TETANUS SHOT!<\/p>\n<p>Subtract fun.<\/p>\n<p>Add frustration.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.tvini.org\/images\/knittingmisc\/Kennerknitmachine\/Kennerproduct.jpg\" target=\"blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.tvini.org\/images\/knittingmisc\/Kennerknitmachine\/Kennerproduct-thumb.jpg\" height=\"175\" hspace=\"5\" vspace=\"5\" border=\"2\"><\/a><br \/>\nAnd voila!  A tiny laddery piece of crap!<\/p>\n<p>Remember, kids,  &#8220;It&#8217;s Kenner &#8211; It&#8217;s Fun!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><br clear=all><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Take one vintage 1966 Kenner flatbed knitting machine&#8230; Add accessories. Subtract directions. ADD RECENT TETANUS SHOT! Subtract fun. Add frustration. And voila! A tiny laddery piece of crap! Remember, kids, &#8220;It&#8217;s Kenner &#8211; It&#8217;s Fun!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1621"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1621"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1621\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1621"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1621"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1621"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}