{"id":1610,"date":"2008-05-04T10:51:00","date_gmt":"2008-05-04T14:51:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=1610"},"modified":"2008-05-04T10:51:00","modified_gmt":"2008-05-04T14:51:00","slug":"thanks-for-nothing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=1610","title":{"rendered":"Thanks for nothing."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My daughter asked me this morning about breakfast foods.  We talked about which foods are good breakfast foods, and added in some silly ones like &#8220;raw eggs&#8221; and &#8220;iced bacon.&#8221;  She said she wanted to have some breakfast foods.  Because she&#8217;s such a picky eater, I leapt at this opportunity.  Soon she had a full meal in front of her with things I thought she&#8217;d probably like, and a couple of things which were stretches.  A leftover banana\/chocolate chip muffin, cinnamon toast, French toast, scrambled eggs, half a grapefruit with brown sugar, and orange juice.  Some of those things I <i>know<\/i> she likes.  She has orange juice pretty much every day, and she&#8217;s often asked for cinnamon toast, for instance.<\/p>\n<p>As soon as it was in front of her, she blinked at it a little, then said that her friend Jayme had liked the scrambled eggs the best.  Then she turned away from it and wouldn&#8217;t look in that direction again until I took it away.  She didn&#8217;t want to taste a bite.<\/p>\n<p>Why do I bother?<\/p>\n<p>After I got a little bit of French toast in me, I told her she had to have just a little bit of the breakfast &#8211; we&#8217;re not going to waste an entire meal cooked just for her.  I know she has issues, but I also know her, and this wasn&#8217;t asking too much.  She did have a bite of everything except, oddly, the things that I already know she likes.  I wonder if she knew the point of this was partially for her to try new things, and those weren&#8217;t new things.  Hm.  Anyway, she did it with minimal complaint, because she is, at heart, a good kid.<\/p>\n<p>Looking on the bright side, I now have a much better breakfast than I would otherwise have made for myself.<\/p>\n<p>When&#8217;s Mother&#8217;s Day again?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My daughter asked me this morning about breakfast foods. We talked about which foods are good breakfast foods, and added in some silly ones like &#8220;raw eggs&#8221; and &#8220;iced bacon.&#8221; She said she wanted to have some breakfast foods. Because she&#8217;s such a picky eater, I leapt at this opportunity. Soon she had a full [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[87],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1610"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1610"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1610\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1610"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1610"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1610"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}