So today was a big event, but my husband and I both forgot until he was already at work. It led to this exchange via online chat:<\/p>\n
Him:<\/b> HAPPY ANNIVERSARY! Yes, the gift for 14 years of marriage is apparently “inertia.” We are now bodies at rest, and we intend to stay at rest.<\/p>\n Love you, man o’ mine!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" So today was a big event, but my husband and I both forgot until he was already at work. It led to this exchange via online chat: Him: HAPPY ANNIVERSARY! Me: WHAT? What?? Me: I actually for… I mean, I can’t believe it took you this long to tell me. Yeah, that’s it. Me: HAPPY […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1591"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1591"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1591\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1591"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1591"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1591"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nMe:<\/b> WHAT? What??
\nMe:<\/b> I actually for… I mean, I can’t believe it took you this long to tell me. Yeah, that’s it.
\nMe:<\/b> HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!
\nMe:<\/b> Sooo… what are we doing? Takeout at home with TV?
\nMe: <\/b>We could play some Zombies<\/a> or something. God, we’re boring.<\/i>
\nHim:<\/b> I guess, we don’t really have any other plans, and really, if we had someone come over, we’d do what, go out and drive around thinking about the shows we’re missing? heh. We’re old.<\/p>\n