{"id":1570,"date":"2008-03-27T15:23:00","date_gmt":"2008-03-27T19:23:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=1570"},"modified":"2008-03-27T15:23:00","modified_gmt":"2008-03-27T19:23:00","slug":"mwahahahahaaaa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=1570","title":{"rendered":"Mwahahahahaaaa&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ladies and gentlemen, Hell has finally frozen over, and the cows have come sliding home.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?hl=en&#038;q=nice+lady&#038;btnG=Google+Search\" target=\"blank\">I am the #1 nicest lady in the world.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Now that everyone is lulled into a false sense of security, my plan for world domination can commence.  Release the hounds!<\/p>\n<p><i><b>ETA:<\/b> Nuts!  Apparently I&#8217;m #2 in the UK and #3 in Australia.  Brits and Aussies, get with the program!<\/p>\n<p>Well, this gives me more time to breed my army of Tasmanian sabertooth badgers.<br \/>\n<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ladies and gentlemen, Hell has finally frozen over, and the cows have come sliding home. I am the #1 nicest lady in the world. Now that everyone is lulled into a false sense of security, my plan for world domination can commence. Release the hounds! ETA: Nuts! Apparently I&#8217;m #2 in the UK and #3 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1570"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1570"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1570\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1570"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1570"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1570"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}