{"id":1551,"date":"2008-03-08T09:41:00","date_gmt":"2008-03-08T13:41:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=1551"},"modified":"2008-03-08T09:41:00","modified_gmt":"2008-03-08T13:41:00","slug":"yikes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=1551","title":{"rendered":"Yikes."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>At the moment, we are unable to send e-mail, so bear with me if you don&#8217;t get a response to something you&#8217;ve sent me today.<\/p>\n<p>Today, we&#8217;re having a birthday party for my daughter.  She turns nine on Monday.  I&#8217;ve written before about <a href=\"http:\/\/tvini.livejournal.com\/93121.html\" target=\"blank\">the Saddest Birthday Party Ever<\/a> but this time, we have actual CONFIRMATIONS!  Woo!<\/p>\n<p>We had hoped to have it at a local park, but it&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/weather.terribennett.com\/cgi-bin\/findweather\/getForecast?brand=terribennett&#038;query=28210\" target=\"blank\">chilly and extremely windy<\/a> today, so that&#8217;s right out.  So yesterday morning, I went into a cleaning frenzy.  Gone are the narrow paths of bare floor between towering mountains of junk.  Now they&#8217;re extremely wide paths between lightly rolling hills of junk.  In other words, I&#8217;m no longer barring the door to people who might stop by, but will let them come in with a little &#8220;sorry about the mess.&#8221;  I&#8217;m not exaggerating when I say it took me all day to get the house to this point.<\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t do anything about the cracked tile or the peeling wallpaper right now, so I&#8217;m letting those go.  The house is hygenic and there&#8217;s room to roughhouse a little, so that&#8217;s good enough.<\/p>\n<p>Later this afternoon, if all goes according to plan, five Girl Scouts will descend on the house.  There will be pizza and cupcakes and ice cream.  There will be a pinata, the one thing Emily wants with all her heart and soul.  There may be pin the tail on the donkey and a ring toss game.  Most importantly, there will be kids. It&#8217;ll be interesting, because Emily won&#8217;t be able to leave the situation as much if she gets overwhelmed, but she&#8217;ll be on her home turf.  But she&#8217;s been wanting to have friends come over, so I think this is going to be a good day for her.  It&#8217;s certainly a big milestone in her social development.<\/p>\n<p>As for me, I dreamed about the party most of the night.  I&#8217;m alternating between freaking out and reminding myself that it is no big deal to have a few friends come over.  Wish us all luck!<\/p>\n<p><i>ETA: One girl and her sister cancelled because she&#8217;s under the weather.  And then there were three!<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i><b>E (again) TA: A good time was had by all.  Post to follow later.  I&#8217;M QUEEN OF THE WORLD!!!  WOOOOOOO!!!<\/i><\/b><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>At the moment, we are unable to send e-mail, so bear with me if you don&#8217;t get a response to something you&#8217;ve sent me today. Today, we&#8217;re having a birthday party for my daughter. She turns nine on Monday. I&#8217;ve written before about the Saddest Birthday Party Ever but this time, we have actual CONFIRMATIONS! [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[87],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1551"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1551"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1551\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1551"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1551"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1551"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}