{"id":1543,"date":"2008-02-27T16:22:00","date_gmt":"2008-02-27T20:22:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=1543"},"modified":"2008-02-27T16:22:00","modified_gmt":"2008-02-27T20:22:00","slug":"best-double-entendre-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=1543","title":{"rendered":"Best.  Double entendre.  Ever."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.sfgate.com\/cgi-bin\/article.cgi?file=\/c\/a\/2008\/02\/21\/MNABV5PP3.DTL\" target=\"blank\">Burmese pythons on the move to California.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m impressed that an article with this much of a tongue-in-cheek tone  made it into a major metropolitan newspaper, what with lines like, <i>&#8220;There are few free-roaming African lions and tigers between Florida and San Francisco, the geological survey said.&#8221;<\/i>  Darned lack of lions!  Well, maybe by 2020, when the article says the pythons will hit the Bay area, the tiger population of the southwestern United States will have surged.  Keep a happy thought.<\/p>\n<p>But the reason my husband sent it to me, and the reason I&#8217;m sharing it, is for the following.  I present to you the best line by far of the article:<br \/>\n<i>&#8220;Beavers would be a very tasty treat for them,&#8221; Rodda said. &#8220;No beaver would be safe from a python.&#8221;<\/i><\/p>\n<p>You may commence snickering.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Burmese pythons on the move to California. I&#8217;m impressed that an article with this much of a tongue-in-cheek tone made it into a major metropolitan newspaper, what with lines like, &#8220;There are few free-roaming African lions and tigers between Florida and San Francisco, the geological survey said.&#8221; Darned lack of lions! Well, maybe by 2020, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1543"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1543"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1543\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1543"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1543"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1543"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}