{"id":1515,"date":"2008-01-30T23:10:00","date_gmt":"2008-01-31T03:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=1515"},"modified":"2008-01-30T23:10:00","modified_gmt":"2008-01-31T03:10:00","slug":"good-news-everyone-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=1515","title":{"rendered":"Good news, everyone!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><a href=\"http:\/\/www.tvini.org\/images\/misc\/PlanetExpress1.jpg\" target=\"blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.tvini.org\/images\/misc\/PlanetExpress1-sm.jpg\" height=\"200\" hspace=\"5\" vspace=\"5\" style=\"border: solid 2px #000000;\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<b>WELCOME TO THE KITCHEN OF TOMORROW!<\/b><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 0.9em; margin-top: 0px;\">  Shirt by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ssdesigner.com\/tshirts.htm\" target=\"blank\">ssdesigner.com<\/a>.<br \/>\nBody by neglect and sloth.<br \/>\n<\/center><br \/>\n<br clear=all><br \/>\nTonight as I was cooking the rest of my father&#8217;s birthday meal, my husband brought in a package from the front stoop.  I knew exactly what it was, but I hadn&#8217;t expected to get it so quickly!  I shucked my shirt in the middle of the kitchen and tried on my new tee.  The color&#8217;s a dead match to <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Planet_Express_Ship\" target=\"blank\">The Planet Express ship.<\/a>  The future has arrived!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.tvini.org\/images\/misc\/PlanetExpress2.jpg\" target=\"blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.tvini.org\/images\/misc\/PlanetExpress2-thumb.jpg\" hspace=\"5\" vspace=\"5\" align=\"right\"><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.ssdesigner.com\/tshirts\/tshirtsSerenity.htm\" target=\"blank\">Scott has a plethora of fabulous shirts<\/a>, from a &#8220;Got Wood&#8221; Shaun of the Dead tribute to some really great Jayne ringer tees.  If you&#8217;re looking to finish off your cunning outfit with Jayne&#8217;s famous yellow gun shirt, he&#8217;s your guy.  And let me just say this:  you know how my husband started working out like a maniac and lost weight?  I got him a Futurama shirt too &#8211; because, really, who can stop with just one? &#8211; and his shirt makes him look even thinner.  No lie.  Must be some kind of Farnsworth invention &#8211; super-slimming microknits.  As you can see in the picture to the right, this shirt is so awesome that it&#8217;s blinding me.  It&#8217;s true &#8211; the future&#8217;s so bright, I gotta wear shades.<\/p>\n<p>The best part?  Going to my knitting group tonight, peeling off my jacket, striking a pose, and intoning, a la <a href=\"http:\/\/www.gotfuturama.com\/Multimedia\/EpisodeSounds\/1ACV01\/\" target=\"blank\">clip six on this list<\/a>, <b>&#8220;Welcome to the WOOOOORRLD of tomorrow!&#8221;<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Anyway.  Great product, great communication, quick turnaround &#8211; I can&#8217;t say enough good things about this guy.  What are you waiting for?  <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ssdesigner.com\/tshirts\/tshirtsSerenity.htm\" target=\"blank\">Go buy a shirt!<\/a><\/p>\n<p><i>(P.S. &#8211; I forgot to mention that it beautifully matches my <a href=\"http:\/\/tvini.livejournal.com\/169737.html\" target=\"blank\">octo-purse!<\/a>  Better and better!)<\/i><br \/>\n<br clear=all><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>WELCOME TO THE KITCHEN OF TOMORROW! Shirt by ssdesigner.com. Body by neglect and sloth. Tonight as I was cooking the rest of my father&#8217;s birthday meal, my husband brought in a package from the front stoop. I knew exactly what it was, but I hadn&#8217;t expected to get it so quickly! I shucked my shirt [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1515"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1515"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1515\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1515"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1515"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1515"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}