{"id":1490,"date":"2008-01-16T09:32:00","date_gmt":"2008-01-16T13:32:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=1490"},"modified":"2008-01-16T09:32:00","modified_gmt":"2008-01-16T13:32:00","slug":"turn-away-your-wrath-snow-gods","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=1490","title":{"rendered":"Turn away your wrath, snow gods!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Last night I finally had some of that cocoa concoction with the peppermint schnapps. My heart was racing like a hummingbird’s. Note to self: schnapps are sweet. Next time, cut back on sugar in the cocoa.<\/p>\n

Today, I find there’s a winter storm advisory<\/a> for tonight. Snow from midnight to three, but then sleet and freezing rain.<\/p>\n

Ack! Everyone knows that drinking cocoa is how you appease the snow gods. If you want snow, drink cocoa! Did the addition of demon alcohol anger them? I’m sorry, snow gods! I didn’t mean it!<\/p>\n

All I know is that when I go to the grocery store today, I’m getting mini marshmallows so I can make traditional hot chocolate tonight. Maybe it’s not too late!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Last night I finally had some of that cocoa concoction with the peppermint schnapps. My heart was racing like a hummingbird’s. Note to self: schnapps are sweet. Next time, cut back on sugar in the cocoa. Today, I find there’s a winter storm advisory for tonight. Snow from midnight to three, but then sleet and […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1490"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1490"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1490\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1490"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1490"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1490"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}