{"id":1471,"date":"2008-01-03T17:03:00","date_gmt":"2008-01-03T21:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=1471"},"modified":"2008-01-03T17:03:00","modified_gmt":"2008-01-03T21:03:00","slug":"never-work-with-dogs-or-children","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=1471","title":{"rendered":"Never work with dogs or children."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Emily&#8217;s attempts at jokes continue.<\/p>\n<p><i><b>Q:<\/b> What did the teddy bear say to the doll?<br \/>\n<b>A:<\/b> Snuggle us up for a thousand times!<\/i><\/p>\n<p>If you can&#8217;t get funny, aim for cute!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Emily&#8217;s attempts at jokes continue. Q: What did the teddy bear say to the doll? A: Snuggle us up for a thousand times! If you can&#8217;t get funny, aim for cute!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1471"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1471"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1471\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1471"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1471"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1471"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}