Emily’s working on writing her own jokes. They start off strong, but they need a little work on the punchline. Take these examples – please.<\/p>\n
Q: What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry?
\nA: Don’t make us into strawberry ice cream.<\/i><\/p>\n
Q: What did one cookie say to the other cookie?
\nA: Leave us for Santa.<\/i><\/p>\n
Well, it’s a start.<\/p>\n
The only “original” one so far that’s gotten the concept right is this one:<\/p>\n
Q: What kind of deer protects Santa from the rain?
\nA: A reindeer!<\/i><\/p>\n
Thank you! She’ll be here all week! Don’t forget to tip your waiter!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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