{"id":1398,"date":"2007-11-04T21:06:00","date_gmt":"2007-11-05T01:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=1398"},"modified":"2007-11-04T21:06:00","modified_gmt":"2007-11-05T01:06:00","slug":"ow-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/?p=1398","title":{"rendered":"ow."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You know what I didn&#8217;t need to have happen at the height of Jayne hat season?  I didn&#8217;t need to whack my left hand on a doorknob, sending pain up my forearm.  That was three hours ago and it still hurts.<\/p>\n<p>Ladies and gentlemen, wearwithstyle is CLOSED to new orders until Wednesday.  By then it&#8217;ll either be better or I&#8217;ll have seen a doctor.  Either way, I&#8217;m going to do the smart thing and not knit.  Minimal typing, too, because I can feel this as well.<\/p>\n<p>No knitting.  This could seriously kill me.  Or possibly someone else.  Remember these phrases:  she seemed nice.  Kinda quiet.  Kept to herself.  We never would have suspected&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know what I didn&#8217;t need to have happen at the height of Jayne hat season? I didn&#8217;t need to whack my left hand on a doorknob, sending pain up my forearm. That was three hours ago and it still hurts. Ladies and gentlemen, wearwithstyle is CLOSED to new orders until Wednesday. By then it&#8217;ll [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1398"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1398"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1398\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1398"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1398"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kissmyknits.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1398"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}